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Celebrate love, laughter, and a touch of the bizarre with this weirdly wonderful Valentine’s Day card! Inspired by the fascinating world of fruit bats, this quirky card is perfect for anyone who appreciates humor, nature trivia, and a little cheeky fun. Did you know that fruit bats are known for their unusually large reproductive organs? This card gives a playful nod to that fact, making it a hilariously memorable way to say “I care” while embracing your wild side.

 

Whether you’re shopping for a friend, partner, or someone who loves offbeat gifts, this fruit bat Valentine’s card is guaranteed to stand out from the usual hearts and flowers. With bold, witty design and a touch of nature’s strange charm, it’s ideal for people with a sense of humor who enjoy clever, unexpected Valentine’s messages.

 

Printed on high-quality cardstock with vibrant colors and attention to detail, this card delivers laughs and delight with every glance. Pair it with a gift or send it solo for maximum impact—either way, it’s perfect for anyone who wants to celebrate Valentine’s Day in a fun, unforgettable way.

 

Get your bat-shit crazy on and make this Valentine’s Day one to remember! Perfect for animal lovers, humor fans, and quirky card collectors alike.

 

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Batty Matty

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    Inside: "But we've got the biggest balls of them all!" Hey, did you know? The blue whale has the largest testicles of any animal, weighing up to 100 lbs each.

     

    Size: Folded 5 x 7

    Envelope: Premium

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