Looking for a unique and cheeky way to show someone you care this Valentine’s Day? Our Blue Whale Valentine’s card is the perfect mix of naughty and educational, guaranteed to make your loved one smile. Whether you’re surprising a friend, partner or that special someone, this card combines humor, charm and a clever twist on marine biology for a memorable gift. Featuring a bold blue whale design and a playful message, it’s ideal for anyone who appreciates witty, slightly risqué humor.
Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or just because, this funny Valentine’s card is made with high-quality cardstock, ensuring it feels as substantial as its playful pun. The tongue-in-cheek message—“Size doesn’t matter… or does it?”—is sure to spark laughter and conversation. With its unique blend of humor and education, it’s a conversation starter and keepsake in one.
Shop now to find the ultimate funny Valentine’s card that stands out from generic greetings. Whether you’re buying for a whale lover, marine enthusiast or someone who enjoys a little naughty humor, our Blue Whale Valentine’s card delivers a memorable, laughter-filled surprise. Don’t settle for boring—make your Valentine’s Day unforgettable!
Oh My Girth
Cover:
Inside: Blue whale dick is one foot thick!
Size: Folded 5 x 7
Envelope: Premium

















