Not all man-parts are created equal and the blue whale is living proof. Male blue whales have penises that can reach up to ten feet in length making them one of the most extraordinary mammals on Earth. Now you can bring a touch of that wild and cheeky wonder to your gift-giving with this adult blue whale Valentine’s card.
 
Perfect for adults who love risqué humor, outrageous trivia, and bold gifts this Valentine’s card features a playful blue whale illustration that immediately grabs attention. Inside the card delivers a cheeky message that is guaranteed to make your recipient laugh, blush, and remember your gift for years. Printed on high-quality cardstock it feels premium while proudly embracing naughty humor.
 
Ideal for wildlife enthusiasts, anti-romance fans, or anyone who enjoys daring, memorable cards this blue whale Valentine’s card is a fun and unexpected way to celebrate affection or simply share a laugh. Stand out from ordinary cards with a gift that is wild, funny, and unapologetically naughty. Shop now to give a Valentine that is unforgettable, playful, and full of charm.
 
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