Transport yourself to the freshwater wetlands of South America and meet the Argentine blue-bill, one of the most unique and fascinating waterfowl in the world. Native to Argentina and neighboring countries like Chile, Bolivia, Paraguay, and Uruguay, these ducks thrive in shallow lakes, marshes, lagoons, and slow-moving rivers, making wetlands their perfect playground. The Argentine blue-bill is not just visually striking but biologically remarkable, boasting a reproductive anatomy that can reach up to a foot in length, making it a true marvel of the avian world.
Bring a little of that wild, unfiltered charm to your gift-giving with this duck-themed adult Valentine’s card. Featuring a playful nod to the Argentine blue-bill’s most famous features, this card is perfect for lovers of wildlife, humor, and slightly edgy romance. Inside it reads cheeky messages celebrating the bird’s feathered glory, sure to make your recipient laugh, blush, and remember your gift for years to come. Printed on high-quality cardstock, it’s ideal for adults looking for something bold, funny, and unforgettable.
Whether you’re a bird enthusiast, a hunter, a lover of South American wildlife, or just want to send a unique adult Valentine, this card and the Argentine blue-bill itself deliver intrigue, humor, and unforgettable flair in equal measure.
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Inside: Argentine Lake Duck dong is over one foot long! Hey, did you know? Only about 3% of birds have a penis but all male birds have internal testicles
Size: Folded 5 x 7
Envelope: Premium
















