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Warning: this naughty Valentine’s card may cause the recipient to be happier than a pig in shit, and that’s before you even start working your magic. Perfect for adults who love risqué humor, outrageous trivia, and unforgettable gifts, this card combines cheeky fun with a playful nod to one of nature’s most unusual facts: male pigs have a corkscrew-shaped penis, making them one of the most biologically fascinating mammals. Now you can share that wild, naughty humor with someone who appreciates bold and memorable Valentine’s cards.

 

The cover features a whimsical pig illustration that immediately grabs attention, setting the tone for the cheeky message inside. Printed on high-quality cardstock, this adult Valentine’s card feels premium while embracing irreverent humor. It’s ideal for girlfriends, wives, secret admirers, anti-romance fans, or wildlife enthusiasts who enjoy daring, risqué gifts that stand out from ordinary cards.

 

Give a Valentine that delivers laughs, blushes, and unforgettable moments. This naughty pig Valentine’s card is perfect for playful gifting, bold declarations, or simply sharing a laugh. Shop now to surprise someone special with a Valentine that’s unapologetically wild, funny, and unforgettable.

 

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    Inside: Let's screw! Hey, did you know? Male pigs (boars) have a famously corkscrew-shaped penis, about 12–14 inches long, designed to match the spiral of the sow’s cervix.

     

    Size: Folded 5 x 7

    Envelope: Premium

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