Sting him where it hurts with this bold, Lorena Bobbitt-approved Valentine’s card, perfect for sending a cheeky message to your ex. Featuring a playful and daring design, this card lets you mix humor, sass, and a touch of mischief while reminding him he’s not worth your time—or your love. Part of our edgy and fun Valentine’s collection, it’s ideal for anyone looking to celebrate independence, laughter, and unapologetic self-confidence this Valentine’s Day.
 
Adding a quirky educational twist, this card nods to the fascinating behavior of drone bees, whose reproductive organs break off after mating with the queen. It’s a playful, science-inspired wink that makes the card both risqué and memorable. Printed on premium cardstock with vibrant artwork, it’s designed to stand out and delight, while the roomy interior gives you plenty of space to add your own sassy, flirty, or heartfelt message.
 
Perfect for exes, friends, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor, this card balances cheeky eroticism, wit, and a bit of biology in one unforgettable package. Make a statement this Valentine’s Day—shop now and give a card that’s as bold, witty, and unforgettable as your attitude!
 
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