How to smooth-talk like Cupid in 3 easy steps

Figuring out what to write in a Valentine’s Day card can feel daunting—but follow this advice and you’ll be good to go in no time.

First things first: find the perfect card. Easier said than done… until now. We offer a wide variety of Valentine’s cards to choose from. While we plan to add more even-keeled and elegant designs in the future, our current range leans more toward the risqué and humorous side. That said, we still have a few sentimental gems in the mix.

Step 1: Let the card do the talking

Here at Paper Bound Greetings, we put a lot of thought into our cards so you don’t have to sit there racking your brain over what to write. If you’re looking for a truly unique Valentine’s card, our I Owe Yous collection might do the trick. Fair warning: many of them are quite risqué—but well worth a look if that’s your style.

Suggested sentiment: Happy Valentine’s Day, handsome!

Step 2: Match the tone on the inside

We recently launched a collection of love cards called Feral Fantasies, and many of them are delightfully bizarre. After all, nature works in mysterious ways—and these naughty Valentine’s cards capture that perfectly. So channel your inner freak, hold on tight and prepare for a wild ride.

Suggested sentiments:

1. Bet you’ll sleep better now that you know! Happy Valentine’s Day, ya sicko!

2. Happy Valentine’s Day, BIG boy!

   
   

Step 3: Embrace the “Less Is More” approach

The sentiment inside and outside Valentine’s Day cards can vary in length, but generally speaking, shorter is sweeter. You can keep things brief and punchy—or throw the rulebook out the window and write until your heart’s content.

Now it’s your turn. Try coming up with something to complement the existing sentiment inside that hilarious Valentine’s card you’ve chosen.

Lastly, don’t overthink it—and don’t forget to check out our fantastic collection of quirky Valentine’s Day cards! 💘