Grab your books of shadows and get ready to learn what to write in a Halloween card like a sorcerer! Just grab your wand (pen) and imagination, and you’ll be off and flying before you know it. Bitch-crafting 101 Start by choosing a Halloween card first, then use the imagery or pre-existing sentiment to summon your message. Take this funny Halloween card for example; the wording’s already playful so you don’t really need to add much more, though a simple “Happy Halloween, bi

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