Suck away...

Insert innuendo—literally. We all suck at one thing or another and even the most seasoned writers struggle to find the right words. But you don’t have to—just follow these ghoulish tips and tricks and you’ll be pumping out sentiments like a pro.

Start by finding the perfect card. Take this adult Halloween card for example. It’s flirty, dirty and a little quirky, and the inside of the card does most of the talking. So you could get away with simply signing your name.

• Interior text: I want to suck your hoo-ha!

• Add-on text: Your one and only, Beth

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Or you could continue to run with the concept of the card.

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• Interior text: I want to suck your hoo-ha!

• Add-on text: And your toes too! (If you’re into that kind of kink ; o )

Good bones are a must

Whatever Halloween card you decide on, just make sure it has good bones—that the imagery on the cover matches the text inside. A solid foundation is essential and it’ll help guide you in the right direction when it comes to what to write in a Halloween card for your boyfriend, like this.

Interior text: I want to jump your bones!

Add-on text: All night long! -Beth

A fresh pair of eyes

Lastly, if all else fails after brainstorming, PANIC! Just joking, don’t stress! Walking away and revisiting the task with a fresh pair of eyes usually does the trick. You could always turn to AI or pick someone’s brain, Halloween anniversary card style, as a last resort. Just remember, it’s not that serious and less tends to be more!