Say what you mean, mean what you say...

...with a funny mean card or two. Welcome to Paper Bound Greetings, where we believe that not all cards need to be sweet, sappy, or sentimental. Sometimes, you want a sarcastic card that says what you’re really thinking—with a touch of humor, of course! Whether you’re looking to tease a friend about their age, poke fun at life’s inevitable changes, or just add a little spice to a birthday or celebration, we’ve got you covered. Dive into our latest collection of cards designed to bring a smile (and maybe a smirk) to the faces of your loved ones.

Fountain of Youth

Looking for a mean card that’s equal parts humorous and relatable? Our Fountain of Youth card is the perfect choice!

Oops-a-daisy

Whether your friend or loved one isn't aging gracefully, or you want to send a mean birthday card on their special day, Oops-a-daisy is bound to hit their funny bone just right.

Crow's Feet

Give a mean greeting card that’s as unique as the recipient, and run like hell if you are in the same room when they go to open it.

When all is said and done, humor is the best way to celebrate life’s little (and not-so-little) moments. Whether you’re marking a milestone birthday, poking fun at the passage of time, or simply sharing a laugh, our collection of mean cards is designed to bring joy with a side of wit. Life is too short to take too seriously—so why should your cards? Stay tuned for more sassy, cheeky, and downright honest birthday greetings in our next collection!