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Unearth the laughter buried within ancient sands with this ancient birthday card! Featuring hieroglyphic typography straight from the tombs of Egypt, this card is sure to make your recipient crack a smile wider than the Nile.


Inside, our cleverly crafted message will transport them back to the days of pyramids and mummies, promising a birthday filled with more treasure than Tutankhamun's tomb. Whether they're a history buff or just appreciate a good laugh, this card is the perfect blend of wit and whimsy.


  • Cover: I WAS GOING TO

    Inside: ...take you to Egypt for your birthday but then I remembered, you're already ancient!


    Size: Folded 5x7

    Envelope: Premium

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