What to write in an anniversary card🖊️

Before you decide what to write in an anniversary card, you’re going to want to pick out the card first. This way, you can match what you write to the theme or tone of the card. You can’t go wrong with sentimental, but if you’ve been together for a while, you may want to get a card that’s a little more edgy or playful—like the cards in our I Owe Yous collection.

Let the anniversary card do the talking

When the card has a lot of wording on the cover or inside, you can get away with saying a lot or a little—though less tends to be more. Take this redeemable greeting card, for example, that doubles as an anniversary gift. You could stick with the traditional “Happy Anniversary, So-and-so” on the inside, or you could try something like the following:

Cover as is:

Foreplay duster is optional and sexy attire is required. Breakfast must be served in bed and festivities held in the shower. To redeem, present this voucher to your partner. Other rules and restrictions may apply. Shred voucher after use or greeting card will self-destruct. For questions or concerns regarding this once-in-a-lifetime voucher, scan the QR code or visit PaperBoundGreetings.com.

Inside as is: (Blank)

Suggested sentiments: 

• “Don’t expect me to take out the garbage, though. Happy Anniversary, So-and-so.”

• “Can’t wait to tickle your fancy! Happy Anniversary, So-and-so.”

Mr. Miyagi–approved anniversary card

This may not be everyone’s bowl of miso soup, but it’s definitely funny nonetheless. Adding a little flavor in addition to the preexisting wording inside the card is great—but if you get stuck, a simple “Happy Anniversary, So-and-so” will suffice. Here are a few examples:

Inside as is: “Miso horny!”

Suggested sentiments: 

·         “And craving you like mad! Happy Anniversary, So-and-so.”

·         “And you’re so hot! Happy Anniversary, So-and-so.”

Roses have thorns, violets are blue…

When you’re in doubt, here’s what you do: pay homage to your relationship with a witty anniversary card. After all, life is short, and playful banter keeps things interesting. As for what to write, you could leave the inside wording as is, add to the wit, or end with a smooth recovery.

Inside as is: After all these years, you’re still a thorn in my side!

Suggested sentiments:

Wit: “Happy Anniversary, ya prick!”

Smooth recovery: “And I wouldn’t have it any other way! Love you, So-and-so.”

Whatever you decide to write, just remember there are no rules. You can’t go wrong if it’s thoughtful and from the heart. AI is also a good resource to tap into if you get stuck—or if you’re the last-minute type.

Happy writing!