Celebrate a birthday with humor and a little harmless teasing with this hilarious old man birthday card. Featuring the cheeky phrase “You’re as old as dirt” spelled out in dirt, this card is perfect for anyone who can laugh at getting older—friends, dads, grandads or that special old man in your life.
 
The playful, tongue-in-cheek design is bold, funny and guaranteed to bring a smile or a laugh-out-loud reaction on their birthday. Made from high-quality cardstock, this card is sturdy and feels premium, making it not only funny but also keepsake-worthy. Inside, there’s plenty of space to add your own personal birthday message, whether you want to continue the playful teasing, share heartfelt wishes or both.
 
Perfect for birthdays, milestone celebrations or just to poke fun at a little gray hair, this card balances humor and charm in a way that’s lighthearted and never mean-spirited. Pair it with gifts, balloons or a favorite treat for a memorable birthday surprise.
 
Bring laughter to the birthday table with this funny old man card—sometimes you really do have to spell it out!
 
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