Welcome to Cellblock 12-25, where we take jolly to a whole other level with this whacky holiday card for law enforcement and friends alike. The cover features Oscar the Opportunist barging in on Old Saint Dick in the penitentiary shower like something straight out of a Jerry Springer episode. Which ties in with the twisted tale on the inside of the card, oddly enough.
 
As odd as this Christmas card indeed, good thing Old Saint Dick’s beastly in size and can stand his own ground. Unless he’s down for a good time when no one’s looking, freak. After all, what happens in the penitentiary shower stays in the penitentiary shower.
 
Phew! Now that that dysfunction’s been hashed out, don’t forget to check out our other Christmas cards or if you’re looking to play it safe, we have some even-keeled ones too.