Feeling generous—or just trying to avoid getting sneezed on? This Funny Get Well Supplies Voucher is your way of showing you care without risking germ warfare. Just hand this card to your sniffly, under-the-weather loved one, and let them know you’re on call for a same-day supply run.
Here’s how it works: They tell you what they need (within reason—we’re talking tissues, soup, and cough drops, not a five-course meal or a gold-plated thermometer). You deliver like the hero you are. But be warned: Requests for lavish supplies—like cave-aged wild honey or panda dung tea—will automatically void this voucher and may cause it to spontaneously combust.
Perfect for adding a little humor to the misery of being sick, this card says, “I’ve got you,” without requiring excessive emotional displays. Just scan the QR code (or visit ioweyous.com) for the fine print and questionable terms & conditions.
Because nothing says “get well soon” like the promise of NyQuil and a snack run.
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Cover: Issuer must use same-day delivery when ordering online. To redeem, simply let your loved one know what you need. Limit 5 get-well items total. Requests for lavish supplies—fertilized in panda poop tea or cave-aged wild honey—will automatically void this voucher and cause it to combust. Other rules and restrictions may apply. Scan the QR code for more information.
Size: Folded 7 x 5
Envelope: Premium