Celebrate fresh starts and savage breakups with our hilarious Preying Mantis Divorce Card! Perfect for anyone who's survived a toxic relationship or is finally free, this funny divorce card blends biting humor with bold design. Featuring a preying mantis—nature’s most infamous ex—this card delivers a cheeky message that’s sure to get laughs (and maybe a little side-eye).
 
Whether you're supporting a newly single friend, poking fun at your own ex, or just need a laugh during the chaos of uncoupling, this card offers the perfect mix of wit and dark humor. Great for sending to besties, siblings, coworkers or anyone who deserves a little “you got this” after signing the papers.
 
Printed on premium cardstock and roomy inside for your personalized sting, this unique divorce greeting card is ideal for breakups, separations, or celebrating finally kicking them to the curb. Our cards are created with love, sass, and just enough venom to make it memorable.
 
Make your breakup message unforgettable with this mantis-themed funny divorce card that bites back harder than your ex ever did.
 
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