Looking for the perfect Father’s Day gift that’s both thoughtful and hilarious? Look no further! This isn’t just any greeting card—it’s a one-of-a-kind, non-transferable, absolutely priceless coupon for a manual car wash (performed by YOU, the lucky issuer).
 
Here’s what’s included in this deluxe, dad-approved experience:
✅ A hand-washed, squeaky-clean car (effort required)
✅ Mandatory vacuuming (yes, even the lost French fries)
✅ Optional hand drying (but let’s be honest, streaks are a bad look)
✅ Holler-for-a-Dollar grade supplies (because luxury is overrated)
 
🚨 Important fine print: Wax on, wax off services are excluded (nice try). Complaining is prohibited. Expiration date? Never heard of one!
 
Dad gets the VIP treatment, and you get the satisfaction of making his day—plus, he might just owe you one in return.
 
Give Dad the gift of a clean car and a good laugh this Father’s Day. Order now and prepare to grab a sponge—because this coupon means business! 💦😆