This Valentine’s Day, skip the sappy stuff and give your husband a card that hits him right in the funny bone—and maybe the butt. Our Funny Husband Valentine Card features a scene he’ll never forget: Cupid, completely passed out drunk on the kitchen floor, and your guy with an arrow hilariously lodged in his rear. It’s love, chaos, and hangovers all in one.
Perfect for couples who trade sarcasm instead of sonnets, this card says “I love you” with just the right amount of attitude. If your relationship thrives on twisted humor, offbeat romance, and total honesty, this one’s made for you.
 
Printed on premium cardstock and roomy inside, so you can write your own message—whether it’s a roast, a heartfelt note, or something wildly inappropriate.
 
This isn’t your average Valentine. It’s a gut-busting, eye-rolling, Cupid-missing-the-mark kind of love note. Great for husbands who appreciate brutal honesty and a bit of butt humor.
 
Buy the funniest Valentine’s card for your husband today and make this February 14th one to remember—because nothing says “I choose you” like mythical misfires and drunk winged babies.
 
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