Bring holiday laughs with this hilarious firefighter Christmas card, featuring a cheeky cover and a clever inside message. On the cover, a firefighter is shown writing a letter to Santa, setting the stage for the card’s witty twist. Inside, the message reads:
"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is The Clause of Life so we can easily pry your chunky ass from the chimney when you get stuck. Respectfully, North Pole Fire & Rescue"
Printed on high-quality cardstock with bold, vibrant illustrations, this card combines festive cheer with playful humor. Perfect for firefighters, family, or friends who enjoy irreverent holiday humor, it makes a memorable greeting that stands out among traditional holiday cards.
The spacious interior allows for additional personalization, so you can include your own holiday wishes, jokes, or heartfelt notes alongside the cheeky printed message. Ideal for casual holiday greetings, office gift exchanges, or pairing with a holiday present, this card celebrates the season with laughter and creativity.
Celebrate Christmas with a unique and unforgettable card that combines the bravery of firefighters with holiday fun. This playful, humorous card is sure to bring smiles, laughter, and a little mischief to anyone who receives it this season.
The Clause of Life
Cover:
Inside: Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is The Clause of Life so we can easily pry your chunky ass from the chimney when you get stuck.
Respectfully,
North Pole Fire & Rescue
Size: Folded 5 x 7
Envelope: Premium

















